“Admit it, Chief: when a guy is smeared with garbage and locked in a chicken house to be pecked to death, it’s murder most fowl.”
Tag: pun
#quikfic 47
“Tell me, Fenster, how is being a ghost working out for you?” “Well, Tom, not so great, actually. I’m barely eeking out a living.”
#quikfic 32
“I’m going to get a new camera,” Ty said. In the next room, a frisson of horror shot through his faithful Canon, and it shuttered.
#quikfic 16
Arnold finished the staircase long before most of the other renovation work was completed. He appreciated an early riser.