“Where did this long strip of tiny rocks come from?” Cornelia wondered. One of the pebbles spoke up: “Papa was a rolling stone.”
Quotable 158
Writers have no real area of expertise. They are merely generalists with a highly inflamed sense of punctuation.
– Lorrie Moore
haiku 270
in a hurry –
red.
lights.
#quikfic 57
Bart spun the chair to see the killer. “Sure I did it,” the victim’s wife said. “He should have told me quints run in his family!”
Fiction: Hansel and His Visit to the Enchanted Part of the Forest
Once upon a time, in a little town in a beautiful valley, there lived a boy named Hansel. No, not that Hansel; it was just a common name. He lived with his father, a cobbler; his mother, a life coach, or busybody as they called them then; and his older sister, Hilde (see, not that Hansel), whom Hansel was convinced was the apple of their parents’ eyes as she was never compelled to do a lick of work around the house but helped out anyway.
The valley was surrounded by a deep forest, part of which was enchanted. There were signs clearly marking where the enchanted part was, and everyone entering the forest kept well to either side of the signs just to be safe. All the adults of the town and the nearby farms warned their children, and sometimes each other for good measure, to stay out of the enchanted part of the forest.
One day, Hansel’s father sent him out to chop wood for the fire. Hansel grudgingly shouldered the heavy axe and trudged toward the door.
“Remember not to enter the enchanted part of the forest,” his father said, and Hansel said it along with him in the insolent manner of children everywhere. His father threw a boot sole at Hansel’s butt, which made Hansel yip in an undignified manner and spoiled his insubordinate mood.
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Quotable 157
Simple English is no one’s mother tongue. It has to be worked for.
– Jacques Barzun
haiku 269
back porch noise –
small possums
stare back at me
#quikfic 56
“No!” Tom screamed. “Spare me! Take my wife, please!” The vampire said, “All the people I could bite and I get Henny Youngman.”
Quotable 156
It’s very hard to write about that which is always beautiful and pleasant and good. You don’t get anywhere with it. There’s no friction in it. There’s no trouble. You have to have trouble. Somebody’s got to get in trouble, or no one wants to read it.
– Paul Bowles
haiku 268
late-night storm
lightning strips the shadows
from the trash cart