“I’ve killed my wife,” he said. “We can be together.” She pulled out her badge. “Bad thing to say when you’re dating a cop.”
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#quikfic 101
“You actors should be more careful what you wish for when you’re performing.” “I always wanted applause, Doctor, not the clap.”
#quikfic 100
Fred checked carefully so he didn’t take home his mistress’ long red hairs on his suit for Kate to see. But Kate’s lover was bald.
#quikfic 99
As the cowboys moved their herd of cattle north, they met up with a lone Indian. Al said, “How.” The Indian shook his head: “Why?”
#quikfic 98
Sam turned the book’s pages with his thumb. He read on, knowing he’d never finish. The executioner was about to throw the switch.
#quikfic 97
The senator’s reply: “Your present level of financial support entitles you to only this form letter acknowledging your concerns.”
#quikfic 96
“But you’re a fireman! Firemen always get cats out of trees.” Ralph grudgingly began to climb to get the cat. “Thank you, Daddy!”
#quikfic 95
He buried his wife then lay in his own grave and shot himself. A note on the cabin door asked anyone to please fill in the hole.
#quikfic 94
The bank robber left behind a fortune cookie. The fortune said: “Having money like eating Chinese food: always hungry for more.”
#quikfic 93
She had wanted out for years, but we had been good once. I still wasn’t ready to give up on us. The basement door stayed locked.