“Will you be my boyfriend?” “No,” the vampire said, biting her. As she passed out, she wondered again why boys wouldn’t date her.
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“Kyle, I’m leaving you for another man.” Kyle pondered. “I hope his name isn’t Wyatt, because he’s the guy I’m leaving you for.”
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Patty sat out back and quietly played her guitar. By the third time through Brahms’ “Lullabye,” the baby next door went to sleep.
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“What’s with the flag?” “People keep throwing mud on it, so I have to wash it,” he said, gesturing toward the pink Stars and Bars.
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“I’m sorry, Mother,” he whispered, “but if I don’t they’ll know I’m a Jew.” Hans closed the door to the gas chamber behind her.
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“Truth or dare, Mike?” “Truth.” “What’s the worse thing you’ve done?” “Hid my sister’s EpiPen so she would die of a food allergy.”
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It was April 15, and Hy stood in a block-long line at the post office. He tried to remember how he set the timer on the mail bomb.
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“Quit opening my mail, or I’ll stab you with the letter opener!” “Try to remember I’m a character witness at your murder trial.”
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The wind had whistled through the graveyard unaccompanied. Now another, sharper whistle joined it, and the gravediggers shivered.
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Johnny was sad, but he knew there were always more fish in the sea. And he would keep kissing manatees until he found his mermaid.